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| We gathered under our open
dining tent and sat on stools carried up by, of course, the porters.
We finished our popcorn appetizer and then ate dinner. The food was
excellent- rice, potatoes, chicken, tea and coffee. After dinner the
porters built another fire for us to sit around as the temperature
dropped to somewhat below comfortable. That night was the first night
I slept well in Africa. I had gone almost three days on no sleep and
crossed, I dont know how many, time zones.
The porters woke us up around 6:00am with coffee
and tea. I began to get a sense of what it must be like on the big
Himalayan expeditions where the Sherpas look after the climbers.
I made some photographs of the porters as they cooked our breakfast.
I often wondered what the porters thought of us. They didnt
speak too much English and I spoke no Swahili. I imagine they thought
we were soft, hopeless millionaire wimps who were utterly dependent
on them to get up the mountain and probably wouldnt make it
anyway. If that is what they thought,they didnt let on, and
always joked with us, were polite and very pleasant. That has to
be hard after lugging someone elses crap up a mountain all
day then cooking for them.
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"Take two of these and call
me in the morning". Rasa gets dental/medical instructions via
satellite.
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We were away quickly in
the morning and the trail became much steeper. We climbed a solid
rock slope up through a scrubby area onto a sharp, rocky ridge. We
were out of the rainforest and into a climactic zone known as the
heath and moorland zone. This area was much more open, and the views
became spectacular. We looked down on a soft, green, mushy Africa
which stretched out and to the left and right to the horizon. Almost
10,000ft. above us we could glimpse the snowcap of the crater rim. |
| Today was the first day
we were in tune with a weather pattern that would repeat itself each
day on the mountain. A halo of thick cumulus would follow us up the
slopes until early afternoon, when we were enveloped by cloud. It
was different than being in a fog, as occasionally little cumulus
mini-clouds would scamper by us on gusts of wind. These puffy clouds
were sometimes only nine feet long, and moved at a fast walk, sometimes
between two climbers and right above our heads. It seemed as though
we would see people in white robes with wings at any moment.
Today was a short day of climbing, maybe four hours.
At the top of a rock plateau the porters spread out a picnic blanket
for us. Our lunch was waiting. A pair of German climbers and their
porters were also dining on the plateau. I took some photos of them.
They didnt seem to appreciate it. Part way through lunch the
clouds closed in and it began to hail. The porters quickly packed
up and we began climbing again. We entered a section of the route
that involved a measure of rock scrambling and some interesting
caves. You had to be careful of your footing. It was good place
to break a leg, or worse. The hail gave way to rain and the reality
that this could be miserable. I asked Craig how far we were from
camp and he indicated very close. The slope leveled out so I decided
to go as fast as possible to camp in an attempt to get under the
dining tent and keep my gear and myself dry. I pulled ahead of the
others and came into camp just behind the porters. They set up in
a small cave and were busy unpacking the tents and building a fire.
The cold rain didnt seem to bother the porters. Even though
we were swathed in Gore-Tex we treated the rain like it was radioactive.
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Suffering at sun-up. 40 minutes from reaching the
crater rim on summit day.
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Summit of Kilimanjaro, 19,345ft.
7:30am, September 27th, 1999. Thats me, Tom
Demerly. Photo by Rasa Poorman.
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It was cold now, and any
semblance of being in a hot African rain forest was gone. We were
in the mountains now and we were cold. Everyone got kind of quiet.
Thats what happens when a group of people are on an expensive
trip and they start to worry it is going to turn into an expensive
ordeal of soggy, freezing suffering. As the rest of the climbers made
it into camp we all holed up under the dining canopy. The situation
became slightly more desperate when we realized any portion of the
canopy fabric we touched began leaking immediately. Everybody was
thinking the same thing: Is this how the rest of the trip is going
to be?
Well, of course not. A couple hours
later the rain stopped, things dried up very fast the way they sometimes
do in the mountains and we went back to the business of sitting
around, drinking tea and eating. The clouds thinned and an ominous
view of the upper mountain was revealed. Now the mountain looked
huge. Menacing glaciers hung from steep flanks and, from this angle,
it looked like there were no easy lines up to the summit. Africa
lay flat and green beneath us. Way beneath us. It looked like the
view from an airliner.
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| We had a nice little fire
going. Craig gave us the briefing on what to expect tomorrow. It would
be a long day, our longest yet. We would also climb up to 14,400ft.,
then traverse across the mountain and drop down into a valley in front
of the Barranco Wall. This was our highest elevation gain so far.
Craigs plan was that we would climb long and high tomorrow,
then drop down to the valley and recuperate. Climb high, sleep low. |

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Cool, only six more hours
Dust and bumps are
the rule on Tanzanian roads.
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Always looking for a handout. Begging
is a way of life in Tanzania.
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Right out of camp the terrain
changed to a barren, gently sloping moonscape. Bizarre stone monoliths
stood silent sentinel around us. It was comfortable with the sun out,
but chilly as cloud raced up the mountain behind us in its daily advance.
A sharp breeze followed. Although there was very little elevation
gain the gentle climb began to wear on us. You can tell when a climb
gets tough. People get quiet. The stark landscape was mentally intimidating
too. We took a break and I could feel the altitude. We were higher
than the summit of Mt. Rainier. My appetite was gone. I couldnt
drink enough. The climb went on. It had gotten very long now. |
| In the final hour of the
day we crossed a series of ridges and dropped down into the Barranco
Valley. Strange trees that looked like something from a Dr. Seuss
book dotted the valley. Everything else was rock and dust. This was
our first look at the Barranco Wall, our primary obstacle on this
climb. The Barranco Wall is somewhere between 300 and 500 feet high
and basically vertical. It is scarred with broken rock through which
something of a route winds back and forth to the top. Climbing this
route involves some scrambling and a couple little climbing moves.
It is a very interesting part of the climb. Our camp 3 was at the
base of the wall. |

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Day of the Cheetah. Sometimes watching
people watch animals was more interesting than watching the animals.
Safari in Ngorongoro Crater.
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Patterns on Zebras.
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The night passed unremarkably
and in the morning we began the ascent of the Wall. Time passed quickly,
as the route was interesting but taxing also. At one point we had
to squeeze around a bulge to gain the footing on the other side. It
was about a 40-foot drop to the next ledge, then another 100 feet
to the valley floor. Not a good place to loose your footing. At the
top of the Wall we took a break. The clouds stayed below us and the
sun was warm. The remainder of todays route was a traverse across
the mountain and over another series of ridges. It was typically dry,
dusty and rocky. The trail was excellent and we made good progress.
It seemed everyone was getting stronger from being at altitude for
a few days. |
| Camp 4 was in a sharp, deep
valley hidden by shadow. There was another stark view of the high
mountain above us. There were several camps of climbers in this valley
and huge white-spotted ravens hovered over the tents to dine on garbage
left by climbers. The ravens were bold and had no qualms about walking
right up to a climber to steal a Powerbar wrapper. |

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"Ten Dollars US!" The
Masai supermodels in the Ngorongoro Crater.
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Female lion sighted just after reaching
the floor of the Ngorongoro Crater.
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Rasa was strangely quiet.
I thought it was the altitude. On every climb you have good and bad
days, so I thought she was just coming to grips with having a tough
day. Out of the blue she announced "Dude, my tooth is infected."
She mentioned her face was swollen, and it was quite noticeable. This
was a big problem. There are no dentists at 12,000 ft. on Kilimanjaro.
Rasa consulted Craig who produced an array of drugs any pharmacist
would be proud of. We no doubt had something to treat this, but what
drug and how much? Once again, Don Rembowskis Motorola Iridium
Satellite phone came to the rescue. We deployed the stubby little
antennae, quickly acquired one of the 72 satellites in staggered polar
orbit and dialed Rasas husband. He called her dentist on his
cell phone and 30 minutes later we had our answer: Take two of these
now and one of these later. Rasa took the drugs and felt better quickly. |
| Rasa is an impressive person.
She married my buddy Glenn quite a while ago. Glenn and I have known
each other since I was about 16. We skateboarded together, then were
in a band together which actually had some small success, largely
due to Glenns musical ability. I stood up in Rasa and Glenns
wedding. A couple years ago Rasa decided, I dont know why, to
start climbing.
I was already into climbing from doing the Eco-Challenge
in 1996 in British Columbia. We climbed a mountain in Colorado with
Bob, a friend of ours who is a real climber and does huge mountains
in Pakistan and the Himalayas. From the start it was obvious Rasa
had a gift for climbing. She never looks like she is struggling
and I have never heard her complain. How she got this good this
fast I dont know. I have been an endurance athlete for two
decades and Rasa sometimes climbs me into the dirt. On Mt. Rainier
I remember thinking "Man, this is hard, I hope Rasa can hang
in there and make it." When I got to the summit ridge she was
already on top, waving her arms and running around. It was all I
could do to shoot a couple summit photos and get out of there
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Yes, we were that close. No, they
are not tame. Spotted Hyena after a kill, note the blood-stained
fur. Ngorongoro Crater, Tanzania.
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As close as youd ever want
to get to a cape buffalo.
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The climb to camp 5, our
high camp at 15,000ft., was to be a short day of only four hours.
It was another barren trail across arid landscape to a long ridge
that turned left up the mountain and began the ascent toward high
camp. This was the first time we could see most of our route to the
top. It looked steep, but not too bad. After crossing the ridgelines
and beginning our ascent we saw a party of about 30 climbers descending
toward us. Together with their porters the expedition numbered over
60 people. A British hospital sponsored their climb. We took a quick
break and stepped off the trail as the expedition passed. Rasa and
I stood near the trail and shook the hand of each climber as they
descended, congratulating them. One of the climbers was a young lady
with short, blonde hair, bright green eyes and a little pair of diamond
earrings. She didnt look like she just spent a week on a mountain.
Another group of climbers, much smaller, was on their way down. They
were Australians. When the Aussies saw us they said, "Are you
going up? - Youre going to feel like shit tomorrow!" Although
we laughed we were thinking, "Man, this is going to be a bitch". |
| At high camp there was no
wood for fires so we ate quickly and were in our sleeping bags by
7pm. We would wake at midnight and begin climbing by 1am. The sunset
from the Barafu ridge and our high camp at 15,000 feet was a spectral
display of ephemeral beauty. I tried to capture the scene by bracketing
exposures, taking different meter readings and trying odd compositions.
No photograph will ever grasp that spectacle. Each time I took my
eye from the viewfinder I was struck by this beauty. Finally I just
stood on the silent mountain and watched the sky move as the colors
changed and melted to gray. Then I got into my sleeping bag and prepared
to suffer.
Midnight came. I was out of my bag fast and tended
to the preparations for the summit climb quickly. The altitude caught
up with me and I slowed down. We drank hot tea. It was extremely
cold. I was wearing everything I had except my wind pants and heavy
down parka. I was still cold. Once we started climbing we would
warm up quickly, but the hours that pass on a climb before sunrise
are always a horror of freezing darkness and pounding altitude headaches.
The full moon was out in a clear sky. I climbed without a headlight.
It seemed as though everyone was well prepared for our summit push
as there was no waiting when Craig gave the word that we were on
our way. Everyone was eager; we started climbing.
The first hours werent too bad.
It was a moderate to slightly steep slope on good, winding, rocky
trail. We rest stepped and pressure breathed our way up in a rhythmic
trance. I tried to disassociate from the climbing since it was becoming
more miserable and difficult with every step. At one rest stop the
only thing that kept me warm, even with the down parka on, was my
little thermos of hot Gatorade. At the next rest stop I stood next
to a man in a yellow Gore-Tex jacket I didnt recognize. I
looked at the other climbers and accounted for them, but couldnt,
for the life of me, figure out who this other guy was. The altitude
was getting to me. Finally I just pointed at him, standing a foot
from me, and said "Hey, who is this guy?" It was Michael,
our local assistant guide. My mind was going. At this altitude the
lower pressure means there is 1/3rd less oxygen available
to us. We resumed climbing. My vision had gotten spotty and the
ground seemed to swim and swirl under me. I couldnt focus
on any individual rock. Everything seemed to be moving. White dots
danced in my field of view, but it wasnt snowing. The temperature
plummeted. I was freezing. Every calorie of heat seemed to pour
off my skin. I had seven layers on my upper body and it felt like
I was naked.
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| Something behind me started
to happen. I was only vaguely aware of it. There was a ruckus, and
we stopped climbing. Suddenly there were at least three climbers descending
from our party at high speed. Climber Cathy Froehling had contracted
High Altitude Pulmonary Edema (HAPE). The onset of the problem was
so fast -one minute she was pressure breathing normally, the next
her airway was clogged and she couldnt breath. She dropped her
trekking poles and grasped her throat. She was strangling. Cathy was
a strong, determined climber. A former Army Major, she was here on
her first anniversary with her husband, Stu, who was a former Army
Colonel, had been a helicopter pilot in Vietnam (shot down twice)
and a Green Beret. On the climb to camp four, Cathy showed us how
strong she really was- she left all of us behind and climbed powerfully
with the guides several minutes in front of us. Stu descended with
Cathy and one of the African guides. They practically ran down the
mountain. Before they left Michael gave instructions to the descending
guide in Swahili: "Dont stop for anything."
Our team was now down to four climbers
with Craig and Michael. Craig was concerned about Cathy, and was
torn between climbing with us, or descending with Cathy to be sure
she was safe. Our progress seemed to slow. We were very high now,
approximately 18,500 ft. We stopped for another break. No one spoke.
I didnt need this break. I was really hurting and needed to
keep moving to maintain any body heat at all. The sun was still
an hour away from the horizon. My hot Gatorade was gone. Rasa sat
next to me at the break and we hugged each other, trying to stay
warm, balled up like animals trying to survive. Mercifully, Craig
kept the break short and we were under way. I didnt warm up
this time. I had on every piece of clothing now except my wind pants,
and was too cold to take off my pack and put them on. I simply couldnt
get warm. Rasa was climbing at her own pace and appeared comfortable.
She later told me she suffered an asthma attack then but didnt
say anything because she was concerned Craig would make her descend.
The two other climbers, Jeff and Connie
from New York, were making strong progress but moving at a conservative
pace. Jeff is an investment banker and a very strong athlete. He
is an expert snowboarder and took to climbing very well. He also
had an excellent sense of humor and a long catalog of entertaining
stories from the business world and college. Connie, Jeffs
wife, is one of those people who obviously does a lot of exercise
and is very fit. On the first day of the climb Connie was doing
stretches that would have landed me in the hospital.
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Wildebeest herd in Ngorongoro Crater.
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| This pace wasnt fast
enough for me to stay warm. This was one of those bizarre performance
paradoxes where I had to go faster to stay warm, but could barely
go faster because there was not enough oxygen. I was breathing two
breaths for every step. The sun began to burn over the horizon and
ignite the azure atmosphere.
Craig allowed me to climb ahead of the others and I struck
out hard, pressure breathing, rest stepping, pressure breathing.
The sun warmed us quickly. Within minutes I was comfortable again
and making excellent progress. I saw two climbers above me, higher
on the slope. Suddenly the climbers stopped climbing and hugged
each other. It was the top of the crater rim. We made it. I climbed
with new power and drive. It felt so good to be going strong now.
I felt powerful. The air was thin and bone dry but warming. It seared
my throat. I was breathing like I was running a six-minute mile.
I was pumping my fist over my head when we reached the edge of the
rim. We made it.
Once on the level ground of the crater
plateau I pulled out my Contax G2 and shot photos of Craig, Rasa,
Jeff, Connie and Michael on their way to the crater rim. I got out
the Satellite phone and called Don Rembowski to tell him the Motorola
Phone worked perfectly from the summit. Craig changed to plastic
climbing boots and descended at high speed to catch Cathy and Stu
on their way down. Craig was still worried about Cathys condition.
Connie was feeling a bit rough so decided to descend from the crater
rim and not make the 400 foot climb to the Uhuru peak, which is
the highest point on the crater rim. She had made the summit of
the mountain and was smart in heading back down. I put the phone
away and set out fast for the Uhuru peak about a half-mile away.
I climbed powerfully and made the peak in about 15 minutes. Jeff
was right behind me, then Rasa, then Michael. At the top we pulled
out flags, took photos, used the phone and quickly took in the view.
Jeff mentioned we shouldnt stay too long at this altitude.
We began our descent.
Descending is nasty. The adrenaline
has worn off from making the summit and you realize you are on the
backside of a long day, at least 15 hours long. Walking down the
mountain causes your feet to bang the front of your boots. Your
knees take a beating. We descended a scree field over two thousand
feet long. The dust was incredible. At least now the weather was
fine, and we stripped off layer after layer as we descended into
thicker, warmer air. Rasa was starting to hurt now. She didnt
show it, and she didnt complain, but she quietly asked, "Can
we slow down?" I tried to persuade her to descend faster, I
was anxious to get to warmer, thicker air. Rasa hung in there and,
together with Michael and Jeff, we plunged down the scree slope.
The dust clouds puffing up off our feet were dry and choking. Our
clothing and equipment were filthy with the dust. It got into everything.
After an hour we could see our high
camp below. Michael radioed down to Craig and told him we would
be in camp in 45 minutes. He also said, "Everyone is moving
really slow". I didnt think I was going that slow, but
compared to Michael, who has climbed Kilimanjaro 92 times and does
this two times a month, I guess we were crawling.
Once down at high camp there were hand
shakes all around. One of the porters gave us each a cup of black
currant juice. Rasa took hers, casually shook hands with the porter
and with very little fanfare, puked on the ground. She then retired
to her tent without complaint and fell asleep. I felt pretty beat
up. Jeff didnt seem to be affected; he was very strong throughout
the entire climb. Everyone has strong days and weak days, but Jeff
and Stu never seemed to have a slow day.
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Colobus monkeys A were everywhere
in Tanzania.
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There was some hot tea and
a bite to eat, we packed our gear, the porters took our loads and
we were out of there. Descending this part of the mountain was quit
easy. It was a long trail down the Mweka route back to the tree line
and into the forest. Altogether we would be descending over 10,000
ft. today. After descending with Craig, Connie and Rasa for a while
I saw a porter pass and decided to run the rest of the way down the
mountain with him. I wanted to see just exactly how fast these guys
could go and for how long. I estimate this porter was carrying between
40 and 60 pounds on his head. We were doing nine-minute miles, sometimes
faster. After running for 45 minutes we stopped briefly, the porter
pulled out a water bottle and offered me a drink. I dont know
if the porters realized the water would make us sick. They were obviously
used to it. I didnt want to refuse this guys offer, it
would seem rude, and I was thirsty too. I took a quick drink and hoped
for the best. In a couple seconds we had our packs on and were running
down the trail again. |
| An hour later we were back
in the forest at our camp on the Mweka trail. This camp was very different
from any other we had been in. There were probably fifty tents in
little clearings cut into the forest with paths connecting them. It
was crowded and the sound of the other climbers carried through the
trees. Because the Mweka route is used as a fast descent route by
climbers ascending via an assortment of routes there tends to be a
bottleneck of climbers here. The solitude of the mountain was gone.
It was a bit of a party atmosphere and that night we could hear singing
in the other camps. A man had even carried cartons of coke and beer
up the trail and was selling them at inflated prices that people were
gladly paying.
Rasa and I spoke at length around the campfire.
We recounted the events of the last few days. It occurred to us
that during those few days we had compressed a great deal of living
into a short span of time. This was what I went to work for every
day. Why I work 12 and 15 hour days. It seems as though sections
of my life are in suspended animation while waiting for periods
of intense living like these past few days. In seven days I would
generate more memories than a year of living at home. It was as
tightrope walker Karl Walenda said "All of life is walking
the wire, everything else is waiting." We discussed how it
is impossible to relate such experiences to those back home. No
words or photographs can be as vivid.
I was in a bit of a funk because it
was the end of a year that had taken me to five of the seven continents
on the planet. I had done three climbs and three major international
endurance races. I had flown almost two times around the world.
I had been across the Sahara, sailed to the Southern ice cap of
Antarctica, been up Mt. Rainier (twice) and crossed the finish line
at the Ironman Triathlon. Now I was facing the end. It had been
a long year, but one full of the promise and preparation for a new
adventure. When I returned home there were no more adventures planned
for months. It seemed a dreary prospect.
The following day we descended the
deeply rutted, slick clay trail deep into the rain forest and to
the park exit. The trail was slimy and very steep. We all landed
on our butts a couple times. As the trail leveled I
ran the remaining two or three miles
to the park gate. It felt good to be in the thick air of 5,000 feet.
It was no problem running a 7-minute mile down the trail with a
light pack on. I jumped over a black trail of army ants marching
across the path. I passed other climbers descending who thought
I was nuts for running. It felt good to feel strong again.
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| At the park gate I stopped
and had a seat on the porch of the park office. I drank water, updated
my journal and waited for the others. Groups of climbers were meeting
their vehicles for the drive down the rough mountain dirt trail back
to Moshi at the base of the mountain. The others came through the
gate after about forty minutes and we went to the park office to sign
out. We were in good shape and high spirits, looking forward to a
shower and a bed in Moshi. |

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Tracking the big animals became
easy. Its tough to hide when you weigh several tons.
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| There was a short walk down
the trail to the marshalling point for our vehicle, due to the condition
of the roads. I ran the remaining distance and stopped to rest on
a bench where I thought our vehicle would meet us. Some kids from
the huts in the surrounding hills came out of the forest trails and
stood, staring at me.
There were seven or eight of them. They are obviously used
to getting handouts from climbers coming off the mountain. I rooted
through my pack and found a zip-loc bag with two chocolate bars
and some nuts in it. I picked the smallest of the kids, a little
girl who looked about six, and handed it to her.
What happened next was a lesson in
third world reality: The other children immediately set upon her,
knocking her to the ground and snatching the bag from her hands.
She was trampled in the melee. I would expect a normal child
to cry and scream but this must have been such an ordinary occurrence
the girl just laid there with a mildly stunned look on her face.
With incredible speed the others ran up the road, battling on the
move amongst them for the bag. Their struggle raised a cloud of
dust. They looked like hyenas ripping a carcass apart. I was naively
used to children sharing something like this. That is why I gave
it to the smallest one, so she could get her share first. But she
was also the weakest one. And in Africa, the weakest ones are cut
out of the herd.
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Eagle at sunset in Tanzanian plains.
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Back at the hotel Rasa reported
there was no hot water. I had no issue with this. I stunk so bad the
paint was peeling off the wall. She emerged from the shower, chilled
but clean. I took my turn in the shower and, after several creative
manipulations of the plumbing controls, managed to direct a stream
of clear, warm water onto my filthy self. Judging by the amount of
filth that rinsed off me and down the drain, Kilimanjaro must have
been a few feet shorter after I got off the mountain. |
| Clean clothes felt luxurious.
I opened my camera cases and went about the laborious process of cleaning
every piece of camera equipment and sorting the film I shot. Two or
three hours later Rasa came up to the room and asked me to come downstairs
where the porters were going to thank us and say their farewells.
It is customary to provide the porters with a substantial tip and
some equipment and clothing. We had a few bags full of hats and shirts
and around $800 for them to divide. We were told this, combined with
their salary, established them among the economic elite in the area.
Out on the patio of the hotel, the porters sat around a large table
and sang us a song in Swahili. We took some photos and shook hands.
These guys worked so incredibly hard and basically did all the work
getting us to the top. It was a luxurious climb by anyones standards.
The food had been excellent, and our tents were always waiting for
us. In the morning we were greeted with a smile and hot tea. It is
hard to overstate the contribution these hard working men made to
our climb. They also seemed to enjoy the work, often competing with
each other to see who could get to camp first. They were incredibly
fit. The altitude did not seem to affect them. By comparison, our
accomplishment in getting up the mountain seemed rather minor.
The next morning we loaded our vehicle
for the drive back to Arusha. It was a typically long trip, on typically
bad roads. Little did we know, this was nothing.
We were old hands at dealing with Arusha
now, and actually ventured across the street to a store for cokes.
Of course, a swarm of beggars, peddlers and entrepreneurs followed
us. Upon return we found Dawson, our driver, had switched our minibus
for the type of vehicle everyone in Arusha was using: A broken one.
Our ride for the next four days would be a Hi-Ace four wheel drive
van with a broken front leaf spring, no seat belts, bad brakes and
so many rattles it sounded like you kicked a drum set down a flight
of stairs when you hit a bump. It was also 30% smaller than our
minibus, but judging by the density of passengers in vehicles around
us (and their state of disrepair), we were still in first class.
I rode with my camera case in my lap, seated on my backpack. My
camera case weighed 37 pounds.
The drive to our first safari destination,
the Ngorongoro Crater, was about six hours. Long, but no big deal.
Wrong. The first obstacle in getting there was leaving Arusha. The
traffic is mayhem and the roads (whats left of them) are choked
with haphazard pedestrians, bicycles, vehicles of all type and garbage.
We crossed over a river so putrid you could barely see the water
for the trash, garbage, sewage and dead things suspended on its
squalid surface. The stench was like a slap. Exhaust from vehicles
hung thickly in the air. The whole place stunk. It smelled worse
than stink. It is a nation racing to get on par with other "advanced
nations", no matter what the cost, environment be damned.
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| Once out of Arusha we made
rapid progress on excellent, smooth, paved roads. The African landscape
was majestic and barren. Wild zebra dotted the landscape occasionally
and someone reported seeing a giraffe on the plains while I was dozing.
I finished a book, wrote in my journal. |

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Baboon in Ngorongoro Crater.
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| After a brief rest stop
we turned right off the paved road onto a dirt road. Well, it really
wasnt a road, more like a flat strip of dust with three-inch
washboards every ten inches. I know how far apart they were because
I had the next four hours to be sure about it. After a minute on the
road it became a hole in the ground and we were directed off and into
the desert. So here we are, just driving along in the desert, not
on any road at all. We werent the first, there were tire tracks
running somewhat randomly all over the place. Driving off the road
was much smoother than being on it, but the dust was worse, and we
had to keep all the windows shut tightly, but the roof of the vehicle
open a crack, to let the dust out that did
find its way in. Yeah, I know, it was
adventure travel. What should we have expected? But the prospect
of the next four hours in a musty, dusty, broken van with 30 pounds
of camera crap banging my package every eleven inches and a max
speed of 15 mph just lost its novelty. I would have paid $1500
at that point to load us into a helicopter and fly us there.
The drive just seemed to go on and
on. It was relentless. I got a headache. I was a cranky tourist.
No one else seemed to be complaining so I didnt say a word.
We stopped for another break and I jumped out to shoot some photos.
Then it was back in the truck for a few more hours of kidney rattling.
Now I know I sound like a whiner, and
I am in this case, but I cant tell you how unpleasant the
drive was. The noise in the van was loud, very loud. The damn thing
rattled and banged and bottomed out and swerved and bumped and tossed
and heaved. If you had any, even the slightest, predisposition to
motion sickness you would have been puking your guts out. If you
ever considered there might be a dark corner of your mind where
you are claustrophobic, it would surface packed in this dusty, rattling
box. Every hour someone mustered up the courage to ask "How
much longer?". Dawson, an expert diplomat, always answered,
"Another 2 hours".
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The hotels were cleverly designed
into the landscape.
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Our situation began to improve
as we pulled up to the entrance of the Ngorongoro Crater. This is
a remarkable geological formation. The crater is many miles across,
and over 600 feet deep. The rim surrounds the entire area. It is so
big, on a cloudy day you cant see across it. The scale of the
thing is hard to digest at first. Driving at full speed it would take
a long time to cross the crater floor, maybe an hour and a half or
more. Apparently, the crater was formed by a collapsed volcano. The
result is an enormous natural walled zoo. The animals that live down
in the crater rarely leave. Some species migrate in and out, but most,
like the lions, never leave this natural habitat. There is a group
of Masai who also live in the crater, herding cattle and doing light
farming. |
| You drive up the rim of
the crater and then, drop down into it. The roads are slightly better
than the ones we were on for the last six hours. We were staying in
a hotel built into the rim of the crater, the Ngorongoro Serena. Several
such hotels are built around the crater rim. They are built into the
terrain so effectively you can barely see them. It is an incredible
job of architecture while not disturbing the natural appearance of
the environment.
As we drove up the winding road to the crater rim
we rounded a corner and were confronted with a cape buffalo. A big
cape buffalo. A big, real, not in a zoo, two ton, confused and getting
ready to be pissed off type cape buffalo. He was six feet from the
side of our van. Seeing a cape buffalo in a zoo is kind of cool.
Seeing one six feet away is, well, I was scared shitless. We paused
briefly, very briefly, and Dawson gunned it out of there. Wow. These
things just walk around out here. It seemed so incredible to just
come around the corner and see this massive animal there. It took
some adjustment to get into the frame of thinking that these things
were just walking around out here.
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The elusive giraffe shot during
the final minutes of our last safari day.
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As we drove up the winding
road to the crater rim we rounded a corner and were confronted with
a cape buffalo. A big cape buffalo. A big, real, not in a zoo, two
ton, confused and getting ready to be pissed off type cape buffalo.
He was six feet from the side of our van. Seeing a cape buffalo in
a zoo is kind of cool. Seeing one six feet away is, well, I was scared
shitless. We paused briefly, very briefly, and Dawson gunned it out
of there. Wow. These things just walk around out here. It seemed so
incredible to just come around the corner and see this massive animal
there. It took some adjustment to get into the frame of thinking that
these things were just walking around out here. |
| We got to our hotel, checked
in. They told us to keep our balcony windows closed because of "baboons
and big cats, especially at night". The hotel was beautiful.
By any standard, it was five stars. The rooms were huge, with beautiful,
modern appointments and gigantic, sparkling, bathrooms. The restaurant,
also gigantic with vaulted ceilings supported by massive natural beams,
had a balcony ringing it, facing the crater. There were spotting scopes
on the balcony through which you could view the animals below. The
staff was polite and quick to anticipate your every need. It was entirely
first class by the toughest standard. How this ever got put here,
out in the middle of Africa, I will never know. We had drinks, a delightful
dinner, and luxurious, hot showers and got ready for our safari the
next morning.
The hotel was filled with mostly European tourists
on safari. Most of them were in their fifties and looked like the
type who could identify any species of bird. Clad in safari jackets,
wide brim hats and festooned with binoculars, video cameras and
massive telephoto lenses, they milled about the lobby ready to load
their Landrovers for the ride down to the crater floor. I wondered
how these jolly, obviously well-heeled, types had faired on the
grueling drive to the crater. When I asked them how their drive
was they said, "Drive, what drive mate? We flew here."
There was an airstrip a half mile away. Live and learn.
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US Serviceman buys Masai spears
in Arusha.
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| In the morning we loaded
our vehicles (in addition to our nasty little van we had acquired
a rather handsome Toyota Landcruiser) and made the forty minute descent
into the crater.
Once on the crater floor we stopped
near a group of Masai warriors. In a briefing we received before
entering the crater we were told not to photograph the Masai inside
the crater. However, these guys were obviously pretty cool with
being photographed as they were negotiating with group in the Landrover
in front of us for how much they would charge to be photographed.
I shot some photos of the negotiation, which pissed them off. They
ran over to our vehicle and said, in very good English, "Ten
dollars".
I thought, if Im going to pay
this guy to take his picture, Im going to get some good shots.
I got out of the truck and started firing away. Click, click, click.
The more I shot, the more pissed they got. Apparently, it was a
"pay up front" type deal. They surrounded me, and Jeff
started taking pictures of them surrounding me. I offered the guy
some kind of Tanzanian coin, probably worth about eight cents. Like
most third world countries, they want nothing to do with their own
money. Their government might change next week and their money is
worthless, but the good old American greenback is good as gold.
He looked at the coin and said "Ten US dollars." I had
about five bucks. I gave it to the biggest guy and made for the
van. They followed. They stood around looking at me and after I
got back in the van they were looking kind of dejected. I found
about two more bucks (I think) worth of Tanzanian money and a new
toothbrush and they took it. From the looks of things, it was the
first toothbrush this tribe had ever seen. Another pair of Landrovers
pulled in behind us and the Masai ran over to them, shouting "Ten
dollars, ten dollars" The occupants forked over the cash and
began snapping away. I figured, at this rate, the Masai herders
grossed about $200 US a day getting their photo taken.
We drove down into the crater and it
took about one minute to find a female lion sleeping in the dry
grass. As we stopped up wind from her she must have smelled us,
and she looked up. Click, click, click. It was awesome. Here I am
in Africa, shooting pictures of lions in the wild. Cool.
This was only the beginning. Game was
plentiful and wild here. We were attacked by diving kites, a huge
species of hawk. They nearly got Craig. We saw elephants, more buffalo
(only not so close this time), more lions (like, ten more), hyenas,
jackals, too many weird looking gazelle to remember, wild pigs,
everything. Basically a month worth of the Discovery Channel in
four hours. It was an amazing and awe-inspiring scene.
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| As we drove across the crater
floor our radio crackled to life with excited Swahili and Dawson wheeled
us around toward a gathering of other Landrovers. Something was going
on. When we rolled up to the other vehicles the passengers were all
out the roofs of their trucks, pointing fingers and cameras at the
horizon. I raised my 560mm lens and scanned the dry, yellow grass
in front of me. There was nothing. I turned on the image stabilizer
on the lens to get a better look and scanned the grass again. Just
as I saw it, Dawson said one word: Cheetah. Almost 200 meters to our
front, carefully concealed in the knee-high grass, was the head of
a cheetah. He watched a herd of Gnus another 100 meters in front of
him. Camouflaged in the grass, he was almost invisible. He studied
the Gnus in silent, motionless concentration. What a privilege it
was to witness this, and I had a sense we were seeing something that
happened here for millions of years, but, sadly, probably wouldnt
be happening much longer. We watched the distant cheetah for a few
minutes, and it watched the gnus. We left to go eat lunch; he had
to keep waiting for his.
Our plan for the rest of the day was
to drive to the Taranjeri Game preserve, a six hour drive, back
up the nasty excuse for a road we got here on. We would do another
safari at Taranjeri the next day. After the excitement of the Ngorongoro
Crater we were not too excited about driving six hours on the worst
roads in the world. I would have been good with driving back up
to the hotel, taking a long shower and kicking back on the restaurant
balcony talking with British tourists about what good sport the
animal viewing was. I wasnt into another six hours in the
rattle-box.
Apparently I was not alone and, along
with the others, we mutinied. We asked Craig if we could stay at
Ngorongoro that night instead of driving all the way to Taranjeri.
He asked Dawson, Dawson got on the radio. There were a series of
conversations in Swahili and it was announced it was impossible
to stay at Ngorongoro but we could stay at another game preserve
we passed on the way here. It was only about three hours away and
also in the direction of Arusha and Nairobi, where we had to drive
in the next two days anyway. This sounded like a reasonable compromise.
There was a brief discussion about the cancellation of hotel reservations
at Taranjeri and the costs we may incur, but in the end, we worked
it all out and struck out for the new place. I was glad we made
the compromise. The drive was every bit as awful as I remembered
it. It didnt seem to go by any faster.
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| We were once again pleasantly
surprised at our destination, as the hotel, another Serena Hotel,
was wonderful. We were in a second story suite in kind of an adobe,
round hut with a thatched roof. It was beautiful and luxurious. The
pool was a delight and the restaurant wonderful. We settled in and
I jumped in the shower. |

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Welcome to Arusha. Not a place likely
to show up in travel brochures, but a very real part of Africa.
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| Rasa was busy doing something
in the room when I hear a knock on the door. "Tom, TOM, come
out here!" I was in the shower; I didnt want to get out.
"TOM, come out here now, there is a baboon on the porch!"
Now I figured there was a baboon near the porch, like, in the woods
or something. I put on a towel and came out of the bathroom to check
it out. Yup, the baboon was on the porch, sitting on the balcony railing
of the room next to us, looking in the window. It was about the size
of a big teenage boy.
I couldnt believe it. I started
putting lenses on cameras and charging flashes but Rasa said it
just calmly jumped off the railing and walked down the stairs. We
went outside to find it (pretty stupid, the thing probably weighed
150 pounds) but it melted back into the woods. I finished my shower
and we headed to dinner.
In the morning, after meeting in the
restaurant for breakfast, we learned a group of almost thirty baboons
had run over the railing in front of the restaurant and were all
looking through the window of the restaurant. This produced some
concern among the guests dining at the time. It completely freaked
Connie out, who got up from the table and made sure all the doors
to the restaurant were closed. Jeff said it looked like a scene
from Planet of the Apes. Someone asked a waiter if they did that
every morning. "No", he said, "Actually Ive
never seen them do that before". I asked if there had been
any nuclear tests in the area recently. He didnt see the humor.
After breakfast we set out on another
safari in a heavily wooded game preserve that was partially flooded.
Although we had seen almost every type of African critter imaginable
we hadnt had a good look at any giraffes. There were none
in the Ngorongoro Crater. From the hotel, Cathy and I spotted a
herd of giraffe in the woods through a spotting scope, so we knew
there were giraffe here. Craig promised his mom to return with photos
of giraffe. Inside the park we drove through the woods, slowly,
watching the tops of trees for giraffe and looking for signs of
elephants. With a little practice it is easy to track these big
animals, they leave signs of their passage everywhere; broken limbs,
footprints, huge heaps of poop.
It took some looking, but we came across
a group of five giraffes, including two babies. They walked silently,
gracefully through the trees. It was eerie to see something so big
move so quietly. Their long, black tongues pulled leaves from trees
and sucked them down their ten-foot throats. Once again, we snapped
away.
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Paradise lost: The Africa Hemmingway
never wrote about. River through town, Arusha, Tanzania.
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Our mission complete, with
photos of giraffe in our cameras, we headed back to Arusha and Nairobi.
It was going to be a long haul. We would be on the road probably seven
hours. Thankfully, only three would be the dirt road of despair. I
pulled out a book, and tried to make the time pass. It was still bumpy,
still dusty. We turned left on the paved road and started back toward
Arusha and the Tanzanian/Kenyan border, then on to Nairobi and out
hotel. We would leave the following morning for London, then back
to the US. |
| After a few hours we stopped
at a rest stop/gift shop. It was stocked with little wooden animal
carvings of every size. Thousands of animal carvings. You could buy
genuine Masai spears, drums, everything. I walked through it, thinking
there are more miniature wooden rhinos in Africa than real ones. The
Africans killed all the real ones for their horns. In the Ngorongoro
Crater we spotted a rhino from a quarter mile away. Dawson said they
were very rare, probably only 70 left. Game wardens were authorized
to shoot rhino poachers on sight. Some game officers carried automatic
rifles. It seemed an injustice to have killed all the rhinos and now
profit from the sale of their effigy. It didnt sit well with
me. I walked out of the store and saw a little house cat walking around
with huge thorns stuck in its back. I grabbed the cat and pulled the
thorns out. It seemed fine, although, like everything here, a bit
dusty.
A guard came out and began talking to me. He said
his name was Thomas Nixon Jefferson and he wanted to move to the
US. He was looking for a sponsor to get him out of Tanzania. He
asked me what I did. When I told him, he slipped me a folded note
with his address asking to "Please help me get out of Tanzania".
The note said he wanted to come to the US to study tourism. I shook
his hand, said "Good luck, I hope you make it" and got
back in the van. Suddenly I was reminded how privileged I was to
be able to travel the world. To have the money, the freedom to go
anywhere. Many of the countries I visit wont allow their people
to leave. The government knows they would never return. A visa to
leave Kenya or Tanzania is so expensive almost no one can afford
it. They are prisoners. They will never see the outside world.
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| I always wondered why TV
was so important to people in third world countries. In Curacao, a
fairly developed island nation belonging to the Dutch, the most run-down
little shack had a TV in it, and the occupants were glued to it. It
is their only ticket out. The only way for many of the people in the
world to see the rest of this planet is on TV. Those who dont
have that can scarcely dream of what lays beyond the horizon. The
extent of our wealth here in the US is unfathomable unless you have
traveled the world. We have safe water, new clothes, vast homes and
exotic foods. We are destitute if we cant have a BMW as big
as our neighbors, and if our house is less than $300K, well, then
its time to upgrade. At the moment we are sitting in a mortgage
office waiting to see if our 1/3rd of a million dollar loan is approved
a person in Tanzania is laying in the dirt breathing there last breath
from AIDs, or starvation, or yellow fever, or just plain lack of hope.
While we are in awe of the wealth of Bill Gates, the reality is there
is less difference between Gates and you and I, than between us and
a kid in Tanzania. In the US we are all about the same. People in
Tanzania are not in a different country; they are on a different planet.
We can visit theirs, they are not allowed in ours. As tourists we
are expected to step over the bodies of starving people on our way
to see the sights. Im no Mother Teresa, just a tourist and mountain
climber. But it is hard to do. When you get home, you cant help
but feel a bit guilty. You look these people in the eyes and come
back home. It stays with you. I dont pretend to know how to
fix that. One thing for sure, I didnt buy any wooden rhinos. |

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Destitute mother begs to feed herself
and her child, Arusha, Tanzania.
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