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No Wooden Rhinos... Continued

We gathered under our open dining tent and sat on stools carried up by, of course, the porters. We finished our popcorn appetizer and then ate dinner. The food was excellent- rice, potatoes, chicken, tea and coffee. After dinner the porters built another fire for us to sit around as the temperature dropped to somewhat below comfortable. That night was the first night I slept well in Africa. I had gone almost three days on no sleep and crossed, I don’t know how many, time zones.

The porters woke us up around 6:00am with coffee and tea. I began to get a sense of what it must be like on the big Himalayan expeditions where the Sherpas look after the climbers. I made some photographs of the porters as they cooked our breakfast. I often wondered what the porters thought of us. They didn’t speak too much English and I spoke no Swahili. I imagine they thought we were soft, hopeless millionaire wimps who were utterly dependent on them to get up the mountain and probably wouldn’t make it anyway. If that is what they thought,they didn’t let on, and always joked with us, were polite and very pleasant. That has to be hard after lugging someone else’s crap up a mountain all day then cooking for them.


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"Take two of these and call me in the morning". Rasa gets dental/medical instructions via satellite.

We were away quickly in the morning and the trail became much steeper. We climbed a solid rock slope up through a scrubby area onto a sharp, rocky ridge. We were out of the rainforest and into a climactic zone known as the heath and moorland zone. This area was much more open, and the views became spectacular. We looked down on a soft, green, mushy Africa which stretched out and to the left and right to the horizon. Almost 10,000ft. above us we could glimpse the snowcap of the crater rim.
Today was the first day we were in tune with a weather pattern that would repeat itself each day on the mountain. A halo of thick cumulus would follow us up the slopes until early afternoon, when we were enveloped by cloud. It was different than being in a fog, as occasionally little cumulus mini-clouds would scamper by us on gusts of wind. These puffy clouds were sometimes only nine feet long, and moved at a fast walk, sometimes between two climbers and right above our heads. It seemed as though we would see people in white robes with wings at any moment.

Today was a short day of climbing, maybe four hours. At the top of a rock plateau the porters spread out a picnic blanket for us. Our lunch was waiting. A pair of German climbers and their porters were also dining on the plateau. I took some photos of them. They didn’t seem to appreciate it. Part way through lunch the clouds closed in and it began to hail. The porters quickly packed up and we began climbing again. We entered a section of the route that involved a measure of rock scrambling and some interesting caves. You had to be careful of your footing. It was good place to break a leg, or worse. The hail gave way to rain and the reality that this could be miserable. I asked Craig how far we were from camp and he indicated very close. The slope leveled out so I decided to go as fast as possible to camp in an attempt to get under the dining tent and keep my gear and myself dry. I pulled ahead of the others and came into camp just behind the porters. They set up in a small cave and were busy unpacking the tents and building a fire. The cold rain didn’t seem to bother the porters. Even though we were swathed in Gore-Tex we treated the rain like it was radioactive.


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Suffering at sun-up. 40 minutes from reaching the crater rim on summit day.


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Summit of Kilimanjaro, 19,345ft. 7:30am, September 27th, 1999. That’s me, Tom Demerly. Photo by Rasa Poorman.

It was cold now, and any semblance of being in a hot African rain forest was gone. We were in the mountains now and we were cold. Everyone got kind of quiet. That’s what happens when a group of people are on an expensive trip and they start to worry it is going to turn into an expensive ordeal of soggy, freezing suffering. As the rest of the climbers made it into camp we all holed up under the dining canopy. The situation became slightly more desperate when we realized any portion of the canopy fabric we touched began leaking immediately. Everybody was thinking the same thing: Is this how the rest of the trip is going to be?

Well, of course not. A couple hours later the rain stopped, things dried up very fast the way they sometimes do in the mountains and we went back to the business of sitting around, drinking tea and eating. The clouds thinned and an ominous view of the upper mountain was revealed. Now the mountain looked huge. Menacing glaciers hung from steep flanks and, from this angle, it looked like there were no easy lines up to the summit. Africa lay flat and green beneath us. Way beneath us. It looked like the view from an airliner.

We had a nice little fire going. Craig gave us the briefing on what to expect tomorrow. It would be a long day, our longest yet. We would also climb up to 14,400ft., then traverse across the mountain and drop down into a valley in front of the Barranco Wall. This was our highest elevation gain so far. Craig’s plan was that we would climb long and high tomorrow, then drop down to the valley and recuperate. Climb high, sleep low.
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Cool, only six more hours… Dust and bumps are the rule on Tanzanian roads.


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Always looking for a handout. Begging is a way of life in Tanzania.

Right out of camp the terrain changed to a barren, gently sloping moonscape. Bizarre stone monoliths stood silent sentinel around us. It was comfortable with the sun out, but chilly as cloud raced up the mountain behind us in its daily advance. A sharp breeze followed. Although there was very little elevation gain the gentle climb began to wear on us. You can tell when a climb gets tough. People get quiet. The stark landscape was mentally intimidating too. We took a break and I could feel the altitude. We were higher than the summit of Mt. Rainier. My appetite was gone. I couldn’t drink enough. The climb went on. It had gotten very long now.
In the final hour of the day we crossed a series of ridges and dropped down into the Barranco Valley. Strange trees that looked like something from a Dr. Seuss book dotted the valley. Everything else was rock and dust. This was our first look at the Barranco Wall, our primary obstacle on this climb. The Barranco Wall is somewhere between 300 and 500 feet high and basically vertical. It is scarred with broken rock through which something of a route winds back and forth to the top. Climbing this route involves some scrambling and a couple little climbing moves. It is a very interesting part of the climb. Our camp 3 was at the base of the wall.
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Day of the Cheetah. Sometimes watching people watch animals was more interesting than watching the animals. Safari in Ngorongoro Crater.


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Patterns on Zebras.

The night passed unremarkably and in the morning we began the ascent of the Wall. Time passed quickly, as the route was interesting but taxing also. At one point we had to squeeze around a bulge to gain the footing on the other side. It was about a 40-foot drop to the next ledge, then another 100 feet to the valley floor. Not a good place to loose your footing. At the top of the Wall we took a break. The clouds stayed below us and the sun was warm. The remainder of today’s route was a traverse across the mountain and over another series of ridges. It was typically dry, dusty and rocky. The trail was excellent and we made good progress. It seemed everyone was getting stronger from being at altitude for a few days.
Camp 4 was in a sharp, deep valley hidden by shadow. There was another stark view of the high mountain above us. There were several camps of climbers in this valley and huge white-spotted ravens hovered over the tents to dine on garbage left by climbers. The ravens were bold and had no qualms about walking right up to a climber to steal a Powerbar wrapper.
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"Ten Dollars US!" The Masai supermodels in the Ngorongoro Crater.


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Female lion sighted just after reaching the floor of the Ngorongoro Crater.

Rasa was strangely quiet. I thought it was the altitude. On every climb you have good and bad days, so I thought she was just coming to grips with having a tough day. Out of the blue she announced "Dude, my tooth is infected." She mentioned her face was swollen, and it was quite noticeable. This was a big problem. There are no dentists at 12,000 ft. on Kilimanjaro. Rasa consulted Craig who produced an array of drugs any pharmacist would be proud of. We no doubt had something to treat this, but what drug and how much? Once again, Don Rembowski’s Motorola Iridium Satellite phone came to the rescue. We deployed the stubby little antennae, quickly acquired one of the 72 satellites in staggered polar orbit and dialed Rasa’s husband. He called her dentist on his cell phone and 30 minutes later we had our answer: Take two of these now and one of these later. Rasa took the drugs and felt better quickly.
Rasa is an impressive person. She married my buddy Glenn quite a while ago. Glenn and I have known each other since I was about 16. We skateboarded together, then were in a band together which actually had some small success, largely due to Glenn’s musical ability. I stood up in Rasa and Glenn’s wedding. A couple years ago Rasa decided, I don’t know why, to start climbing.

I was already into climbing from doing the Eco-Challenge in 1996 in British Columbia. We climbed a mountain in Colorado with Bob, a friend of ours who is a real climber and does huge mountains in Pakistan and the Himalayas. From the start it was obvious Rasa had a gift for climbing. She never looks like she is struggling and I have never heard her complain. How she got this good this fast I don’t know. I have been an endurance athlete for two decades and Rasa sometimes climbs me into the dirt. On Mt. Rainier I remember thinking "Man, this is hard, I hope Rasa can hang in there and make it." When I got to the summit ridge she was already on top, waving her arms and running around. It was all I could do to shoot a couple summit photos and get out of there


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Yes, we were that close. No, they are not tame. Spotted Hyena after a kill, note the blood-stained fur. Ngorongoro Crater, Tanzania.


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As close as you’d ever want to get to a cape buffalo.

The climb to camp 5, our high camp at 15,000ft., was to be a short day of only four hours. It was another barren trail across arid landscape to a long ridge that turned left up the mountain and began the ascent toward high camp. This was the first time we could see most of our route to the top. It looked steep, but not too bad. After crossing the ridgelines and beginning our ascent we saw a party of about 30 climbers descending toward us. Together with their porters the expedition numbered over 60 people. A British hospital sponsored their climb. We took a quick break and stepped off the trail as the expedition passed. Rasa and I stood near the trail and shook the hand of each climber as they descended, congratulating them. One of the climbers was a young lady with short, blonde hair, bright green eyes and a little pair of diamond earrings. She didn’t look like she just spent a week on a mountain. Another group of climbers, much smaller, was on their way down. They were Australians. When the Aussies saw us they said, "Are you going up? - You’re going to feel like shit tomorrow!" Although we laughed we were thinking, "Man, this is going to be a bitch".
At high camp there was no wood for fires so we ate quickly and were in our sleeping bags by 7pm. We would wake at midnight and begin climbing by 1am. The sunset from the Barafu ridge and our high camp at 15,000 feet was a spectral display of ephemeral beauty. I tried to capture the scene by bracketing exposures, taking different meter readings and trying odd compositions. No photograph will ever grasp that spectacle. Each time I took my eye from the viewfinder I was struck by this beauty. Finally I just stood on the silent mountain and watched the sky move as the colors changed and melted to gray. Then I got into my sleeping bag and prepared to suffer.

Midnight came. I was out of my bag fast and tended to the preparations for the summit climb quickly. The altitude caught up with me and I slowed down. We drank hot tea. It was extremely cold. I was wearing everything I had except my wind pants and heavy down parka. I was still cold. Once we started climbing we would warm up quickly, but the hours that pass on a climb before sunrise are always a horror of freezing darkness and pounding altitude headaches. The full moon was out in a clear sky. I climbed without a headlight. It seemed as though everyone was well prepared for our summit push as there was no waiting when Craig gave the word that we were on our way. Everyone was eager; we started climbing.

The first hours weren’t too bad. It was a moderate to slightly steep slope on good, winding, rocky trail. We rest stepped and pressure breathed our way up in a rhythmic trance. I tried to disassociate from the climbing since it was becoming more miserable and difficult with every step. At one rest stop the only thing that kept me warm, even with the down parka on, was my little thermos of hot Gatorade. At the next rest stop I stood next to a man in a yellow Gore-Tex jacket I didn’t recognize. I looked at the other climbers and accounted for them, but couldn’t, for the life of me, figure out who this other guy was. The altitude was getting to me. Finally I just pointed at him, standing a foot from me, and said "Hey, who is this guy?" It was Michael, our local assistant guide. My mind was going. At this altitude the lower pressure means there is 1/3rd less oxygen available to us. We resumed climbing. My vision had gotten spotty and the ground seemed to swim and swirl under me. I couldn’t focus on any individual rock. Everything seemed to be moving. White dots danced in my field of view, but it wasn’t snowing. The temperature plummeted. I was freezing. Every calorie of heat seemed to pour off my skin. I had seven layers on my upper body and it felt like I was naked.

Something behind me started to happen. I was only vaguely aware of it. There was a ruckus, and we stopped climbing. Suddenly there were at least three climbers descending from our party at high speed. Climber Cathy Froehling had contracted High Altitude Pulmonary Edema (HAPE). The onset of the problem was so fast -one minute she was pressure breathing normally, the next her airway was clogged and she couldn’t breath. She dropped her trekking poles and grasped her throat. She was strangling. Cathy was a strong, determined climber. A former Army Major, she was here on her first anniversary with her husband, Stu, who was a former Army Colonel, had been a helicopter pilot in Vietnam (shot down twice) and a Green Beret. On the climb to camp four, Cathy showed us how strong she really was- she left all of us behind and climbed powerfully with the guides several minutes in front of us. Stu descended with Cathy and one of the African guides. They practically ran down the mountain. Before they left Michael gave instructions to the descending guide in Swahili: "Don’t stop for anything."

Our team was now down to four climbers with Craig and Michael. Craig was concerned about Cathy, and was torn between climbing with us, or descending with Cathy to be sure she was safe. Our progress seemed to slow. We were very high now, approximately 18,500 ft. We stopped for another break. No one spoke. I didn’t need this break. I was really hurting and needed to keep moving to maintain any body heat at all. The sun was still an hour away from the horizon. My hot Gatorade was gone. Rasa sat next to me at the break and we hugged each other, trying to stay warm, balled up like animals trying to survive. Mercifully, Craig kept the break short and we were under way. I didn’t warm up this time. I had on every piece of clothing now except my wind pants, and was too cold to take off my pack and put them on. I simply couldn’t get warm. Rasa was climbing at her own pace and appeared comfortable. She later told me she suffered an asthma attack then but didn’t say anything because she was concerned Craig would make her descend.

The two other climbers, Jeff and Connie from New York, were making strong progress but moving at a conservative pace. Jeff is an investment banker and a very strong athlete. He is an expert snowboarder and took to climbing very well. He also had an excellent sense of humor and a long catalog of entertaining stories from the business world and college. Connie, Jeff’s wife, is one of those people who obviously does a lot of exercise and is very fit. On the first day of the climb Connie was doing stretches that would have landed me in the hospital.


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Wildebeest herd in Ngorongoro Crater.

This pace wasn’t fast enough for me to stay warm. This was one of those bizarre performance paradoxes where I had to go faster to stay warm, but could barely go faster because there was not enough oxygen. I was breathing two breaths for every step. The sun began to burn over the horizon and ignite the azure atmosphere.

Craig allowed me to climb ahead of the others and I struck out hard, pressure breathing, rest stepping, pressure breathing. The sun warmed us quickly. Within minutes I was comfortable again and making excellent progress. I saw two climbers above me, higher on the slope. Suddenly the climbers stopped climbing and hugged each other. It was the top of the crater rim. We made it. I climbed with new power and drive. It felt so good to be going strong now. I felt powerful. The air was thin and bone dry but warming. It seared my throat. I was breathing like I was running a six-minute mile. I was pumping my fist over my head when we reached the edge of the rim. We made it.

Once on the level ground of the crater plateau I pulled out my Contax G2 and shot photos of Craig, Rasa, Jeff, Connie and Michael on their way to the crater rim. I got out the Satellite phone and called Don Rembowski to tell him the Motorola Phone worked perfectly from the summit. Craig changed to plastic climbing boots and descended at high speed to catch Cathy and Stu on their way down. Craig was still worried about Cathy’s condition. Connie was feeling a bit rough so decided to descend from the crater rim and not make the 400 foot climb to the Uhuru peak, which is the highest point on the crater rim. She had made the summit of the mountain and was smart in heading back down. I put the phone away and set out fast for the Uhuru peak about a half-mile away. I climbed powerfully and made the peak in about 15 minutes. Jeff was right behind me, then Rasa, then Michael. At the top we pulled out flags, took photos, used the phone and quickly took in the view. Jeff mentioned we shouldn’t stay too long at this altitude. We began our descent.

Descending is nasty. The adrenaline has worn off from making the summit and you realize you are on the backside of a long day, at least 15 hours long. Walking down the mountain causes your feet to bang the front of your boots. Your knees take a beating. We descended a scree field over two thousand feet long. The dust was incredible. At least now the weather was fine, and we stripped off layer after layer as we descended into thicker, warmer air. Rasa was starting to hurt now. She didn’t show it, and she didn’t complain, but she quietly asked, "Can we slow down?" I tried to persuade her to descend faster, I was anxious to get to warmer, thicker air. Rasa hung in there and, together with Michael and Jeff, we plunged down the scree slope. The dust clouds puffing up off our feet were dry and choking. Our clothing and equipment were filthy with the dust. It got into everything.

After an hour we could see our high camp below. Michael radioed down to Craig and told him we would be in camp in 45 minutes. He also said, "Everyone is moving really slow". I didn’t think I was going that slow, but compared to Michael, who has climbed Kilimanjaro 92 times and does this two times a month, I guess we were crawling.

Once down at high camp there were hand shakes all around. One of the porters gave us each a cup of black currant juice. Rasa took hers, casually shook hands with the porter and with very little fanfare, puked on the ground. She then retired to her tent without complaint and fell asleep. I felt pretty beat up. Jeff didn’t seem to be affected; he was very strong throughout the entire climb. Everyone has strong days and weak days, but Jeff and Stu never seemed to have a slow day.


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Colobus monkeys A were everywhere in Tanzania.

There was some hot tea and a bite to eat, we packed our gear, the porters took our loads and we were out of there. Descending this part of the mountain was quit easy. It was a long trail down the Mweka route back to the tree line and into the forest. Altogether we would be descending over 10,000 ft. today. After descending with Craig, Connie and Rasa for a while I saw a porter pass and decided to run the rest of the way down the mountain with him. I wanted to see just exactly how fast these guys could go and for how long. I estimate this porter was carrying between 40 and 60 pounds on his head. We were doing nine-minute miles, sometimes faster. After running for 45 minutes we stopped briefly, the porter pulled out a water bottle and offered me a drink. I don’t know if the porters realized the water would make us sick. They were obviously used to it. I didn’t want to refuse this guy’s offer, it would seem rude, and I was thirsty too. I took a quick drink and hoped for the best. In a couple seconds we had our packs on and were running down the trail again.
An hour later we were back in the forest at our camp on the Mweka trail. This camp was very different from any other we had been in. There were probably fifty tents in little clearings cut into the forest with paths connecting them. It was crowded and the sound of the other climbers carried through the trees. Because the Mweka route is used as a fast descent route by climbers ascending via an assortment of routes there tends to be a bottleneck of climbers here. The solitude of the mountain was gone. It was a bit of a party atmosphere and that night we could hear singing in the other camps. A man had even carried cartons of coke and beer up the trail and was selling them at inflated prices that people were gladly paying.

Rasa and I spoke at length around the campfire. We recounted the events of the last few days. It occurred to us that during those few days we had compressed a great deal of living into a short span of time. This was what I went to work for every day. Why I work 12 and 15 hour days. It seems as though sections of my life are in suspended animation while waiting for periods of intense living like these past few days. In seven days I would generate more memories than a year of living at home. It was as tightrope walker Karl Walenda said "All of life is walking the wire, everything else is waiting." We discussed how it is impossible to relate such experiences to those back home. No words or photographs can be as vivid.

I was in a bit of a funk because it was the end of a year that had taken me to five of the seven continents on the planet. I had done three climbs and three major international endurance races. I had flown almost two times around the world. I had been across the Sahara, sailed to the Southern ice cap of Antarctica, been up Mt. Rainier (twice) and crossed the finish line at the Ironman Triathlon. Now I was facing the end. It had been a long year, but one full of the promise and preparation for a new adventure. When I returned home there were no more adventures planned for months. It seemed a dreary prospect.

The following day we descended the deeply rutted, slick clay trail deep into the rain forest and to the park exit. The trail was slimy and very steep. We all landed on our butts a couple times. As the trail leveled I

ran the remaining two or three miles to the park gate. It felt good to be in the thick air of 5,000 feet. It was no problem running a 7-minute mile down the trail with a light pack on. I jumped over a black trail of army ants marching across the path. I passed other climbers descending who thought I was nuts for running. It felt good to feel strong again.

At the park gate I stopped and had a seat on the porch of the park office. I drank water, updated my journal and waited for the others. Groups of climbers were meeting their vehicles for the drive down the rough mountain dirt trail back to Moshi at the base of the mountain. The others came through the gate after about forty minutes and we went to the park office to sign out. We were in good shape and high spirits, looking forward to a shower and a bed in Moshi.
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Tracking the big animals became easy. It’s tough to hide when you weigh several tons.

There was a short walk down the trail to the marshalling point for our vehicle, due to the condition of the roads. I ran the remaining distance and stopped to rest on a bench where I thought our vehicle would meet us. Some kids from the huts in the surrounding hills came out of the forest trails and stood, staring at me.

There were seven or eight of them. They are obviously used to getting handouts from climbers coming off the mountain. I rooted through my pack and found a zip-loc bag with two chocolate bars and some nuts in it. I picked the smallest of the kids, a little girl who looked about six, and handed it to her.

What happened next was a lesson in third world reality: The other children immediately set upon her, knocking her to the ground and snatching the bag from her hands. She was trampled in the melee’. I would expect a normal child to cry and scream but this must have been such an ordinary occurrence the girl just laid there with a mildly stunned look on her face. With incredible speed the others ran up the road, battling on the move amongst them for the bag. Their struggle raised a cloud of dust. They looked like hyenas ripping a carcass apart. I was naively used to children sharing something like this. That is why I gave it to the smallest one, so she could get her share first. But she was also the weakest one. And in Africa, the weakest ones are cut out of the herd.


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Eagle at sunset in Tanzanian plains.

Back at the hotel Rasa reported there was no hot water. I had no issue with this. I stunk so bad the paint was peeling off the wall. She emerged from the shower, chilled but clean. I took my turn in the shower and, after several creative manipulations of the plumbing controls, managed to direct a stream of clear, warm water onto my filthy self. Judging by the amount of filth that rinsed off me and down the drain, Kilimanjaro must have been a few feet shorter after I got off the mountain.
Clean clothes felt luxurious. I opened my camera cases and went about the laborious process of cleaning every piece of camera equipment and sorting the film I shot. Two or three hours later Rasa came up to the room and asked me to come downstairs where the porters were going to thank us and say their farewells. It is customary to provide the porters with a substantial tip and some equipment and clothing. We had a few bags full of hats and shirts and around $800 for them to divide. We were told this, combined with their salary, established them among the economic elite in the area. Out on the patio of the hotel, the porters sat around a large table and sang us a song in Swahili. We took some photos and shook hands. These guys worked so incredibly hard and basically did all the work getting us to the top. It was a luxurious climb by anyone’s standards. The food had been excellent, and our tents were always waiting for us. In the morning we were greeted with a smile and hot tea. It is hard to overstate the contribution these hard working men made to our climb. They also seemed to enjoy the work, often competing with each other to see who could get to camp first. They were incredibly fit. The altitude did not seem to affect them. By comparison, our accomplishment in getting up the mountain seemed rather minor.

The next morning we loaded our vehicle for the drive back to Arusha. It was a typically long trip, on typically bad roads. Little did we know, this was nothing.

We were old hands at dealing with Arusha now, and actually ventured across the street to a store for cokes. Of course, a swarm of beggars, peddlers and entrepreneurs followed us. Upon return we found Dawson, our driver, had switched our minibus for the type of vehicle everyone in Arusha was using: A broken one. Our ride for the next four days would be a Hi-Ace four wheel drive van with a broken front leaf spring, no seat belts, bad brakes and so many rattles it sounded like you kicked a drum set down a flight of stairs when you hit a bump. It was also 30% smaller than our minibus, but judging by the density of passengers in vehicles around us (and their state of disrepair), we were still in first class. I rode with my camera case in my lap, seated on my backpack. My camera case weighed 37 pounds.

The drive to our first safari destination, the Ngorongoro Crater, was about six hours. Long, but no big deal. Wrong. The first obstacle in getting there was leaving Arusha. The traffic is mayhem and the roads (what’s left of them) are choked with haphazard pedestrians, bicycles, vehicles of all type and garbage. We crossed over a river so putrid you could barely see the water for the trash, garbage, sewage and dead things suspended on its squalid surface. The stench was like a slap. Exhaust from vehicles hung thickly in the air. The whole place stunk. It smelled worse than stink. It is a nation racing to get on par with other "advanced nations", no matter what the cost, environment be damned.

Once out of Arusha we made rapid progress on excellent, smooth, paved roads. The African landscape was majestic and barren. Wild zebra dotted the landscape occasionally and someone reported seeing a giraffe on the plains while I was dozing. I finished a book, wrote in my journal.
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Baboon in Ngorongoro Crater.

After a brief rest stop we turned right off the paved road onto a dirt road. Well, it really wasn’t a road, more like a flat strip of dust with three-inch washboards every ten inches. I know how far apart they were because I had the next four hours to be sure about it. After a minute on the road it became a hole in the ground and we were directed off and into the desert. So here we are, just driving along in the desert, not on any road at all. We weren’t the first, there were tire tracks running somewhat randomly all over the place. Driving off the road was much smoother than being on it, but the dust was worse, and we had to keep all the windows shut tightly, but the roof of the vehicle open a crack, to let the dust out that did

find its way in. Yeah, I know, it was adventure travel. What should we have expected? But the prospect of the next four hours in a musty, dusty, broken van with 30 pounds of camera crap banging my package every eleven inches and a max speed of 15 mph just lost it’s novelty. I would have paid $1500 at that point to load us into a helicopter and fly us there.

The drive just seemed to go on and on. It was relentless. I got a headache. I was a cranky tourist. No one else seemed to be complaining so I didn’t say a word. We stopped for another break and I jumped out to shoot some photos. Then it was back in the truck for a few more hours of kidney rattling.

Now I know I sound like a whiner, and I am in this case, but I can’t tell you how unpleasant the drive was. The noise in the van was loud, very loud. The damn thing rattled and banged and bottomed out and swerved and bumped and tossed and heaved. If you had any, even the slightest, predisposition to motion sickness you would have been puking your guts out. If you ever considered there might be a dark corner of your mind where you are claustrophobic, it would surface packed in this dusty, rattling box. Every hour someone mustered up the courage to ask "How much longer?". Dawson, an expert diplomat, always answered, "Another 2 hours".


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The hotels were cleverly designed into the landscape.

Our situation began to improve as we pulled up to the entrance of the Ngorongoro Crater. This is a remarkable geological formation. The crater is many miles across, and over 600 feet deep. The rim surrounds the entire area. It is so big, on a cloudy day you can’t see across it. The scale of the thing is hard to digest at first. Driving at full speed it would take a long time to cross the crater floor, maybe an hour and a half or more. Apparently, the crater was formed by a collapsed volcano. The result is an enormous natural walled zoo. The animals that live down in the crater rarely leave. Some species migrate in and out, but most, like the lions, never leave this natural habitat. There is a group of Masai who also live in the crater, herding cattle and doing light farming.
You drive up the rim of the crater and then, drop down into it. The roads are slightly better than the ones we were on for the last six hours. We were staying in a hotel built into the rim of the crater, the Ngorongoro Serena. Several such hotels are built around the crater rim. They are built into the terrain so effectively you can barely see them. It is an incredible job of architecture while not disturbing the natural appearance of the environment.

As we drove up the winding road to the crater rim we rounded a corner and were confronted with a cape buffalo. A big cape buffalo. A big, real, not in a zoo, two ton, confused and getting ready to be pissed off type cape buffalo. He was six feet from the side of our van. Seeing a cape buffalo in a zoo is kind of cool. Seeing one six feet away is, well, I was scared shitless. We paused briefly, very briefly, and Dawson gunned it out of there. Wow. These things just walk around out here. It seemed so incredible to just come around the corner and see this massive animal there. It took some adjustment to get into the frame of thinking that these things were just walking around out here.


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The elusive giraffe shot during the final minutes of our last safari day.

As we drove up the winding road to the crater rim we rounded a corner and were confronted with a cape buffalo. A big cape buffalo. A big, real, not in a zoo, two ton, confused and getting ready to be pissed off type cape buffalo. He was six feet from the side of our van. Seeing a cape buffalo in a zoo is kind of cool. Seeing one six feet away is, well, I was scared shitless. We paused briefly, very briefly, and Dawson gunned it out of there. Wow. These things just walk around out here. It seemed so incredible to just come around the corner and see this massive animal there. It took some adjustment to get into the frame of thinking that these things were just walking around out here.
We got to our hotel, checked in. They told us to keep our balcony windows closed because of "baboons and big cats, especially at night". The hotel was beautiful. By any standard, it was five stars. The rooms were huge, with beautiful, modern appointments and gigantic, sparkling, bathrooms. The restaurant, also gigantic with vaulted ceilings supported by massive natural beams, had a balcony ringing it, facing the crater. There were spotting scopes on the balcony through which you could view the animals below. The staff was polite and quick to anticipate your every need. It was entirely first class by the toughest standard. How this ever got put here, out in the middle of Africa, I will never know. We had drinks, a delightful dinner, and luxurious, hot showers and got ready for our safari the next morning.

The hotel was filled with mostly European tourists on safari. Most of them were in their fifties and looked like the type who could identify any species of bird. Clad in safari jackets, wide brim hats and festooned with binoculars, video cameras and massive telephoto lenses, they milled about the lobby ready to load their Landrovers for the ride down to the crater floor. I wondered how these jolly, obviously well-heeled, types had faired on the grueling drive to the crater. When I asked them how their drive was they said, "Drive, what drive mate? We flew here." There was an airstrip a half mile away. Live and learn.


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US Serviceman buys Masai spears in Arusha.

In the morning we loaded our vehicles (in addition to our nasty little van we had acquired a rather handsome Toyota Landcruiser) and made the forty minute descent into the crater.

Once on the crater floor we stopped near a group of Masai warriors. In a briefing we received before entering the crater we were told not to photograph the Masai inside the crater. However, these guys were obviously pretty cool with being photographed as they were negotiating with group in the Landrover in front of us for how much they would charge to be photographed. I shot some photos of the negotiation, which pissed them off. They ran over to our vehicle and said, in very good English, "Ten dollars".

I thought, if I’m going to pay this guy to take his picture, I’m going to get some good shots. I got out of the truck and started firing away. Click, click, click. The more I shot, the more pissed they got. Apparently, it was a "pay up front" type deal. They surrounded me, and Jeff started taking pictures of them surrounding me. I offered the guy some kind of Tanzanian coin, probably worth about eight cents. Like most third world countries, they want nothing to do with their own money. Their government might change next week and their money is worthless, but the good old American greenback is good as gold. He looked at the coin and said "Ten US dollars." I had about five bucks. I gave it to the biggest guy and made for the van. They followed. They stood around looking at me and after I got back in the van they were looking kind of dejected. I found about two more bucks (I think) worth of Tanzanian money and a new toothbrush and they took it. From the looks of things, it was the first toothbrush this tribe had ever seen. Another pair of Landrovers pulled in behind us and the Masai ran over to them, shouting "Ten dollars, ten dollars" The occupants forked over the cash and began snapping away. I figured, at this rate, the Masai herders grossed about $200 US a day getting their photo taken.

We drove down into the crater and it took about one minute to find a female lion sleeping in the dry grass. As we stopped up wind from her she must have smelled us, and she looked up. Click, click, click. It was awesome. Here I am in Africa, shooting pictures of lions in the wild. Cool.

This was only the beginning. Game was plentiful and wild here. We were attacked by diving kites, a huge species of hawk. They nearly got Craig. We saw elephants, more buffalo (only not so close this time), more lions (like, ten more), hyenas, jackals, too many weird looking gazelle to remember, wild pigs, everything. Basically a month worth of the Discovery Channel in four hours. It was an amazing and awe-inspiring scene.

As we drove across the crater floor our radio crackled to life with excited Swahili and Dawson wheeled us around toward a gathering of other Landrovers. Something was going on. When we rolled up to the other vehicles the passengers were all out the roofs of their trucks, pointing fingers and cameras at the horizon. I raised my 560mm lens and scanned the dry, yellow grass in front of me. There was nothing. I turned on the image stabilizer on the lens to get a better look and scanned the grass again. Just as I saw it, Dawson said one word: Cheetah. Almost 200 meters to our front, carefully concealed in the knee-high grass, was the head of a cheetah. He watched a herd of Gnus another 100 meters in front of him. Camouflaged in the grass, he was almost invisible. He studied the Gnus in silent, motionless concentration. What a privilege it was to witness this, and I had a sense we were seeing something that happened here for millions of years, but, sadly, probably wouldn’t be happening much longer. We watched the distant cheetah for a few minutes, and it watched the gnus. We left to go eat lunch; he had to keep waiting for his.

Our plan for the rest of the day was to drive to the Taranjeri Game preserve, a six hour drive, back up the nasty excuse for a road we got here on. We would do another safari at Taranjeri the next day. After the excitement of the Ngorongoro Crater we were not too excited about driving six hours on the worst roads in the world. I would have been good with driving back up to the hotel, taking a long shower and kicking back on the restaurant balcony talking with British tourists about what good sport the animal viewing was. I wasn’t into another six hours in the rattle-box.

Apparently I was not alone and, along with the others, we mutinied. We asked Craig if we could stay at Ngorongoro that night instead of driving all the way to Taranjeri. He asked Dawson, Dawson got on the radio. There were a series of conversations in Swahili and it was announced it was impossible to stay at Ngorongoro but we could stay at another game preserve we passed on the way here. It was only about three hours away and also in the direction of Arusha and Nairobi, where we had to drive in the next two days anyway. This sounded like a reasonable compromise. There was a brief discussion about the cancellation of hotel reservations at Taranjeri and the costs we may incur, but in the end, we worked it all out and struck out for the new place. I was glad we made the compromise. The drive was every bit as awful as I remembered it. It didn’t seem to go by any faster.

We were once again pleasantly surprised at our destination, as the hotel, another Serena Hotel, was wonderful. We were in a second story suite in kind of an adobe, round hut with a thatched roof. It was beautiful and luxurious. The pool was a delight and the restaurant wonderful. We settled in and I jumped in the shower.
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Welcome to Arusha. Not a place likely to show up in travel brochures, but a very real part of Africa.

Rasa was busy doing something in the room when I hear a knock on the door. "Tom, TOM, come out here!" I was in the shower; I didn’t want to get out. "TOM, come out here now, there is a baboon on the porch!" Now I figured there was a baboon near the porch, like, in the woods or something. I put on a towel and came out of the bathroom to check it out. Yup, the baboon was on the porch, sitting on the balcony railing of the room next to us, looking in the window. It was about the size of a big teenage boy.

I couldn’t believe it. I started putting lenses on cameras and charging flashes but Rasa said it just calmly jumped off the railing and walked down the stairs. We went outside to find it (pretty stupid, the thing probably weighed 150 pounds) but it melted back into the woods. I finished my shower and we headed to dinner.

In the morning, after meeting in the restaurant for breakfast, we learned a group of almost thirty baboons had run over the railing in front of the restaurant and were all looking through the window of the restaurant. This produced some concern among the guests dining at the time. It completely freaked Connie out, who got up from the table and made sure all the doors to the restaurant were closed. Jeff said it looked like a scene from Planet of the Apes. Someone asked a waiter if they did that every morning. "No", he said, "Actually I’ve never seen them do that before". I asked if there had been any nuclear tests in the area recently. He didn’t see the humor.

After breakfast we set out on another safari in a heavily wooded game preserve that was partially flooded. Although we had seen almost every type of African critter imaginable we hadn’t had a good look at any giraffes. There were none in the Ngorongoro Crater. From the hotel, Cathy and I spotted a herd of giraffe in the woods through a spotting scope, so we knew there were giraffe here. Craig promised his mom to return with photos of giraffe. Inside the park we drove through the woods, slowly, watching the tops of trees for giraffe and looking for signs of elephants. With a little practice it is easy to track these big animals, they leave signs of their passage everywhere; broken limbs, footprints, huge heaps of poop.

It took some looking, but we came across a group of five giraffes, including two babies. They walked silently, gracefully through the trees. It was eerie to see something so big move so quietly. Their long, black tongues pulled leaves from trees and sucked them down their ten-foot throats. Once again, we snapped away.


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Paradise lost: The Africa Hemmingway never wrote about. River through town, Arusha, Tanzania.

Our mission complete, with photos of giraffe in our cameras, we headed back to Arusha and Nairobi. It was going to be a long haul. We would be on the road probably seven hours. Thankfully, only three would be the dirt road of despair. I pulled out a book, and tried to make the time pass. It was still bumpy, still dusty. We turned left on the paved road and started back toward Arusha and the Tanzanian/Kenyan border, then on to Nairobi and out hotel. We would leave the following morning for London, then back to the US.
After a few hours we stopped at a rest stop/gift shop. It was stocked with little wooden animal carvings of every size. Thousands of animal carvings. You could buy genuine Masai spears, drums, everything. I walked through it, thinking there are more miniature wooden rhinos in Africa than real ones. The Africans killed all the real ones for their horns. In the Ngorongoro Crater we spotted a rhino from a quarter mile away. Dawson said they were very rare, probably only 70 left. Game wardens were authorized to shoot rhino poachers on sight. Some game officers carried automatic rifles. It seemed an injustice to have killed all the rhinos and now profit from the sale of their effigy. It didn’t sit well with me. I walked out of the store and saw a little house cat walking around with huge thorns stuck in its back. I grabbed the cat and pulled the thorns out. It seemed fine, although, like everything here, a bit dusty.

A guard came out and began talking to me. He said his name was Thomas Nixon Jefferson and he wanted to move to the US. He was looking for a sponsor to get him out of Tanzania. He asked me what I did. When I told him, he slipped me a folded note with his address asking to "Please help me get out of Tanzania". The note said he wanted to come to the US to study tourism. I shook his hand, said "Good luck, I hope you make it" and got back in the van. Suddenly I was reminded how privileged I was to be able to travel the world. To have the money, the freedom to go anywhere. Many of the countries I visit won’t allow their people to leave. The government knows they would never return. A visa to leave Kenya or Tanzania is so expensive almost no one can afford it. They are prisoners. They will never see the outside world.

I always wondered why TV was so important to people in third world countries. In Curacao, a fairly developed island nation belonging to the Dutch, the most run-down little shack had a TV in it, and the occupants were glued to it. It is their only ticket out. The only way for many of the people in the world to see the rest of this planet is on TV. Those who don’t have that can scarcely dream of what lays beyond the horizon. The extent of our wealth here in the US is unfathomable unless you have traveled the world. We have safe water, new clothes, vast homes and exotic foods. We are destitute if we can’t have a BMW as big as our neighbors, and if our house is less than $300K, well, then it’s time to upgrade. At the moment we are sitting in a mortgage office waiting to see if our 1/3rd of a million dollar loan is approved a person in Tanzania is laying in the dirt breathing there last breath from AIDs, or starvation, or yellow fever, or just plain lack of hope. While we are in awe of the wealth of Bill Gates, the reality is there is less difference between Gates and you and I, than between us and a kid in Tanzania. In the US we are all about the same. People in Tanzania are not in a different country; they are on a different planet. We can visit theirs, they are not allowed in ours. As tourists we are expected to step over the bodies of starving people on our way to see the sights. I’m no Mother Teresa, just a tourist and mountain climber. But it is hard to do. When you get home, you can’t help but feel a bit guilty. You look these people in the eyes and come back home. It stays with you. I don’t pretend to know how to fix that. One thing for sure, I didn’t buy any wooden rhinos.
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Destitute mother begs to feed herself and her child, Arusha, Tanzania.

 



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